Me to Kyle ******
I've got a fantastic house for you.
Located in Coatesville, PA, this house is fantastic. It's only $90,000, and it's 1300 sq ft. Amazing, right?
Kyle ****** to Me
Um no that's not what I'm looking for. Sorry.
Me to Kyle ******
Don't worry! This house is fantastic. Let me give you the details.
-4 rooms: bathroom, bathroom, bathroom, and a bedroom. I accidentally locked the bedroom door from the outside, but if you can burst your way in their, it's all yours.
-A beautiful porch.
-When it rains, only around 25% of the raindrops get through the roof.
-The neighbors are very nice. They sometimes even give you meth for free!
-Great for nature lovers. There are tons of adorable squirrels and insects in here!
So, Kyle, whaddya think?
Kyle ****** to Me
No sorry that's not what I'm looking for. Thanks though.
Me to Kyle ******
Come on, Kyle. What's not to like about this house?
Kyle ****** to Me
Gee, I don't know. the only rooms it has are bathrooms, and your neighbors are on meth. Also it looks like s***.
Me to Kyle ******
No need to worry, I just opened the bedroom. Some owls have a nest there though, so you'll need to be careful when you sleep. I can kill my neighbors if you want. They're always killing people anyway so the cops will just assume they killed themselves.
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