Chinese Carnivore

Original Ad: Looking for a roommate. I'm 27f and vegan. If you want to live with me you must also be vegan, help cook meals and pay half of the rent.
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Me to Samantha ******
Hey, I'd like to move in with you. I'm a 30-year-old male an also a vegan. Plus my mom and co-workers say I'm a cool guy, so you're in luck.
I'm not gonna help with the cooking because men shouldn't be in the kitchen. Also, I'm going to be at my job all day. I hunt and sell deer for a living, but I don't eat them, so I'm vegan.
And if you expect me to pay half of the rent, you're out of luck. I only get 36K a year. But if you want, I'll buy you a steak dinner every now and then to compensate. Don't worry, it's not cow steak, it's dog steak. Dogs don't qualify as animals because they're annoying.
I also have 57 hamsters. Actually, never mind, 56. One of them was eaten by the others yesterday. I kind of just let them do their own thing and run around the house. They eat scraps that fall to the ground and also each other. Sometimes they crap on the floor, but it's cool. You get used to it after a while :) Also when they die, they make fantastic smoothies!
              Looking forward to moving in with you!
              -Herbert Shrigis

Samantha ****** to Me
you're not a vegan. you're also completely disgusting. You let hamsters s*** all over your floor and you make smoothies out of them? That's f***ing nasty.
Are you f***ing Chinese or something, eating dog steak? And yes, dogs do qualify as animals, because they're living and they're not HUMAN. you're not moving in with me.

Me to Samantha ******
You are huge racist, no? you insurt chinese peopre for eat dog steak! dog steak great and taste good.
       sincerery NOT moving in with you,
             - Ching Chau Buk Lau Bing Bong Doobly Doo Wang