Original Ad: Farmer in ******, PA seeking workers for horse farm. $10/hr.
Me to Barry ******
I would like to work on your horse farm!
Barry ****** to Me
Okay, can you send me some form of resume?
Me to Barry ******
Yes!
I'm 12, actually, and my job is playing video games. But my dad wants me outside and I need horses so I might as well kill two birds with one stone.
Also, I just started a glue factory in my basement!
Barry ****** to Me
You're not getting paid with horses, especialy not if you have a glue factory in your basement?
Me to Barry ******
All I need is 1 horse/yr.
Barry ****** to Me
12 is too young to have a job, so can you please stop e-mailing me?
Me to ******
Why do you phrase everything in the form of a question? I don't get it? You're quite an odd fellow?