Original Ad: I will fix your iPhone or iPad. $50-$500 depending on the damage.

Me to Garrett ******
How much would it cost to get this fixed?

Garrett ****** to Me
Doesn't look too bad. $75.

Me to Garrett ******
Wait, I just dropped it again.... :(

How much to get this fixed?

Garrett ****** to Me
Ouch... That's pretty bad. $250?

Garrett ****** to Me
Wait a second.. Why is the first one white and the second one black?

Me to Garrett ******
I dropped it so hard that it changed color.

Garrett ****** to Me
Okay.. Are you actually going to give me business or are you just going to joke around?

Me to Garrett ******

I dropped it again. I guess I will give you some business now.

Garrett ****** to Me
Sorry, I don't fix Nokias.

Me to Garrett ******
This isn't a Nokia, it's an iPhone.

Garrett ****** to Me
If you're not going to give me business, stop wasting my time.

Me to Garrett ******
Hang on... I just dropped it in a shredder. I really need your service now.


Garrett ****** to Me
Shut up.