Game Boy

(My first real post here, this is exciting!)

Original Ad: Looking for a original Game boy. Paying $15.

Me to Josh ******
Hey, I've got an original Game Boy for you. Only problem is the screen has one dead pixel. You still want it?

Josh ****** to Me
Sure, i'll take it. what color is it? and is it $15

Me to Josh ******
Here are the details.
-It was originally sort of whitish-grey, but I spray-painted it a rich red. It looks great! The paint is starting to chip, though. So now it's faded red with greyish spots.
-The B button does not work because the spray paint messed it up. Sorry!
-I know I said the screen only has one dead pixel, but I dropped it in my toilet this morning so now about a quarter of the screen is dead. It also sort of smells like crap and urine now.
$15.

Josh ****** to Me
thats disgusting! why the f*** would I want a gameboy that smells like s*** and barely even f***ing works. Youre a complete fool, and who the f*** plays there gameboy on the toilet and then drops the d*mn thing in? go f*** with someone else

Me to Josh ******
Sorry! I'll include some Lysol for an extra $10.
You seem kind of upset, but I assure you this Game Boy is a fantastic machine. I was playing Pokemon Fire Red on it the other day, and it only crashed twice. The framerate seems to be around 7 fps, a fantastic amount for such an antique.
However, I forgot one thing. My kid poured rubber cement into the charger port, so it's not able to charge anymore. There should be around half an hour left on the battery. This isn't too much of an issue. You can just keep buying new batteries.

Josh ****** to Me
hang on a sec. if it has a charger port and you can play fire red, thats a game boy advance, retard.

Me to Josh ******
Retard? You're calling me a retard? You're the one who is choosing a glorified brick which is basically a piece of crap with gigantic AA batteries in it, over a state-of-the-art, legendary, Fire Red-playing console. Who's the retard now, retard?

Josh ****** to Me
i'm done with you. bye.